| 22. | Boosty | ||
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The fat that hangs over a fat woman's vagina. You can usually find a boosty on a 250+ pounder. Most boosties are formed from eating too much McDonalds hamburgers. The African American boosty is usually formed from eating too much chicken wings, hotdogs & various other grilled meat products. The quickest way to get a boosty is to eat a lot of bologna sandwiches. The boosty is also used by the man during sexual intercourse for satisfying penis pleasure. During the sexual intercourse with the boosty, the woman can experience a strange type of orgasim if the boosty is pounded hard enough. Lesbians also engage in boosty sex by fingering each others boosties. The name for a boosty fart is a "tramabomb". Anorexic Jenny: No thanks, no bologna patties for me today, I don't want to get a boosty.
Pig Patty: Can I have yours then? My brother really likes to fuck my boosty. Anorexic Jenny: In that case, you sure can, Pig Patty! :) I can't wait to pound that chunk of boosty tonight, Freddy. Man, check out Rosie O'Donnell, she has a massive boosty! I was sittin' in class just chillin'...all a sudden I heards a loud tramabomb! Mayne, what dat boosty bitch been eatin?! |
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| 23. | juggalos | ||
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Juggalos are hard to find. Many people paint their faces, sport the axe and say that they are Juggalos, but it takes more than that. It takes someone to look at a person, not people. People are grouped so often, by stereotypes based on their race, where they live, what kind of music they listen to. TRUE juggalos look past all this shit and see each person for who they are. If you are a good person then true Juggalos will be cool with you, but if you are a douchebag who beats your wife, it doesnt matter what kind of music you listen to, what car you drive, you are a piece of shit. Actions are what true Juggalos base their opinions on, not stereotypes.
Juggalos also have clown love, and love for life in general. Other than that Juggalos basically just need to be fans of Psychopathic records. Every Juggalo/ette walks his/her path. And true juggalo/ettes respect that every person needs to walk their own path. You lose their respect if you become a bad person. Oh yeah....and us Juggalos still paint our faces and sport the axe every once in a while too. So i'll see all the Juggalos in Shangri-La while all these haters fry in the pit. Clown Love everyone. True Juggalos: Whats up man?
Imposter: Not much man, ima drink some faygo and go fuck those faggots over there up. True Juggalo: Whatever. (goes to a party and has a wicked ass time chillin with his homies.) |
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| 24. | wifey | ||
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the real definition of Wifey is a stupid girl. A girl that will let a man walk all over her, talk to her however he wants and come home whenever he wants. A girl that is too stupid to realise that when her "man" says he's out "working", he's really out working other chicks. A wifey isn't a down ass chick, she's a stupid chick, and men can sense that... and who wouldnt want to have a stupid chick at home waiting on the clock for their ass? Women try so hard to be "Wifey" but lets be real... whats the point? Wifey is the one always getting cheated on...all wifey is really good for is cooking, cleaning the house, catering to her "man" and poppin babies out. Men would never wife a strong independant woman. Why? Because she won't take his bullshit... coming home whenever he wants, "working" late... cause a strong woman will do it right back to his ass... and let's face it... men can't handle that... they need a stupid chick.. one that isn't on their level.... so face it wifey's.... don't boost.... sure.. the name is cute and everything... but while you're sitting at home being wifey.... he's cheating with a down ass chick. Nuff Said. Jermaine : "You chillin with your wifey tonight?"
Lamar : "Naw.. i'm kickin it with my down ass chick tonight" |
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| 25. | narb | ||
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No Aparent Reason Boner
A stiffy u pop outta no where. What the fuck i was jus chillin a popped a massive narb.
I was chillin in class and got a narb and jus flipped it up onto my stomach so i wouldnt pitch a tent. |
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| 26. | the crew | ||
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Any group of friends whose identity can only be defined as "chill". Anyone who poses, tries too hard, or causes drama is automatically not part of "the crew". There's no initiation, you're either in, or you're not. Guy #1: What are you doing tonight?
Guy #2: Me and the crew are chillin', probably going to drink some beers. Guy #1: Dude, what the hell? Why don't you ever invite me over? Guy #2: Isn't it obvious? |
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| 27. | Criptch | ||
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kr-ip-tch: 1. Used to describe something that is cool semi-gangster but not quite "Crip" like the ones from the hood may use.
Derived from the upper class citizens of the Southern Orange County Areas. Criptch is the appropriate equivelant of one being Crip with out actually being a member or even affiliated with the world renown gang syndicate. Typically For white or white washed individuals whom advocate such extravagant and illegal activities but dont actually participate in any real Gang activity. " Yo dawg. we wuz strait chillin at the pad all weekend. Holdin down the porch n keepin it criptch at my grandmas house "
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| 28. | chile bro | ||
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literally means "chill out bro." used in response to someone that is not calm. I'm tripping balls so hard billy!
-chile bro, you'll be fine |
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