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1) Anything that happens by chance that is somewhat to extremely mind boggling.
2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.
1) "Well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. People everywhere, dude i couldn't tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."
Hayness by Hood-e-ni October 17, 2008
By sheer hapness I found myself speaking to t0r today, he told me about his small penis and how much he loves kissing dudes
hapness by R0x0rloops January 2, 2010

happyness 

I am truly feeling happyness today- said no one ever
happyness by truthisnothappyness November 28, 2013

Drooling in happyness

an excess of drool exceeding from one's mouth, occuring at a time of exceeding happyness. Sometimes this may be unstoppable!

the sign for drooling in happyness is:

:)~
look he's drooling in happyness!
she's so happy she is drooling in happyness!
to be uncool. If something is Hayness, it is unwanted.
"hey my car fell apart, it is so hayness"
hayness by Raw B July 29, 2008

happyness dude those fries are mine 

These are my fries (said at a restaruant)
When someone asks you who's fries those are at mcdonalds
the correct response is "Happyness dude those fries are mine"