To be defecated upon by a clown.
Dude I got my brother a Happy Crappy for his birthday, he totally hates me now.
by Roberto McMeaty March 15, 2009
All of the unnecessary social etiquette (i.e., business preliminaries) that needs to be exchanged before you can get down to business.
Let's cut the happy crappy and get down to work.
by The Elklanding Crew March 14, 2008