"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."
"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."
"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"
"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."
"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."
Guy 2: Its a Happy Gilmore. Its Arnold Palmer and Vodka
Guy 1: No fuckin way dude! this shit is awesome!
Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.
Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?
Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore
Guy 1: you are the man.