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(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.
"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"
by Xtina666 November 26, 2015

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