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13.
on a mans birthday his spouce/girlfriend must make all of his favorite foods, then he proceeds to jizz all over them and his spouce/girlfriend must eat them all and if she fails to finish she must put it all in a tupperwear container and save it for later
i made jenny give me a happy birthday yesterday....she was so pissed
by WobbaWobba September 16, 2006
 
1.
When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.
Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
by Me. October 10, 2004
 
2.
I would define you the song,
but it's unfortunately copyrighted.
small, innocent child: happy birthday to you..

corporate: hey! bad child!
by Clark Buck January 22, 2008
 
3.
9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!
by skank-a-ma-phone February 28, 2011
 
4.
happy-whatever reason im giving this small insignificant piece of crap to you.
Should be said with enthusiasm.
person, whilst handing someone else a half empty tube of toothpaste:Happy Birthday
by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009
 
5.
Happy Birthday to anyone who's bored enough to look up happy birthday on their birthday...
Birthday girl: I'm so bored, I'm gonna look up happy birthday on urban dictionary.
by Ica May 29, 2013
 
6.
The act of performing a celebratory ejaculation on to your partners chest , followed by a quick reversal to release a confetti filled fart on your partners now cum filled chest.
Man Billy surprised me with one hell of a Happy Birthday last night, I am still wiping confetti of my tits.
by Peeonus Virgins October 12, 2013
 
7.
a good comeback; you could say this if the person you are come-back-ing with has already used the 'your face' comeback
you : YOU'RE A FAG
person : your face is a fag
you : well HAPPY BIRTHDAY
by sdfksd May 03, 2006