a good comeback; you could say this if the person you are come-back-ing with has already used the 'your face' comeback

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

I would define you the song,
but it's unfortunately copyrighted.

happy-whatever reason im giving this small insignificant piece of crap to you.
Should be said with enthusiasm.

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex

1. A song sung on someone's birthday.
2. The act of hitting someone with a container full of very hot tap water while they are sleeping or passed out; singing the happy birthday song.

1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.