| 1. | Happy Birthday, Grandma! | ||
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1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.
2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground. 1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.
2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual. "Happy birthday, Grandma!" |
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| 2. | HBM | ||
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birthday of the chick who birthed you; HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM EXAMPLE
kid: it would be pretty cool if i put an entry on urban dictionary for my mom mom:thats so sweet! thank you! grandma that was told to read this: NICK! WHAT DOES PAULING MEAN! I DON'T KNOW WHAT A NUTSACK IS! IT DOSEN'T MAKE SENSE! HOW DO YOU SPELL HBM! WHY CAN'T THE DOG EAT IT! |
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| 3. | Chadicks | ||
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A noisy group of individuals that when intoxicated, or coaxed, will sing an obnoxious version of Happy Birthday. "Those Chadicks are some noisy people."
"Yeah their version of happy birthday made my grandma go deaf" |
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| 4. | famspam | ||
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the incessant influx of email perpetuated by family and relating to blah family events such as birthday well-wishing or inconsequential family dramas such as whose cupcake recipe most resembled grandma's. I'm getting twenty bleeps a minute in my inbox from all this famspam wishing my one year old niece, who doesn't even have email mind you, a happy birthday.
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| 5. | Set Trippin | ||
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To offend a group of peers through the means of acting a fool or just straight up buggin out or to make ones self look bad at inappropriate times and angering an opposing party. Grandma: "happy birthday billy hope you enjoy your present"
billy: "socks again, oh man Grandma you be set trippin!" |
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| 6. | cousint | ||
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Your aunt and uncle's child; your mom is their aunt and your dad is their uncle. My cousint and I called my grandma to wish her a happy birthday.
My cousint Nicole is lactose intolerant. |
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| 7. | Cabal | ||
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When your balls get so sweaty that your penis and scrotum stick together. Ca- (cock) -bal (balls). This usually happens while outdoors for an extended period of time, then transitioning into a cool, air-condioned area. Example #1
Riding in your car that has no air then going into the movies. Example #2 Spending the day in the sun at your Grandma's July birthday BBQ then going inside, in the air conditioning, to sing happy birthday to her around her cake. Example 3# Guy #1: "Dude, it's so hot out today." Guy #2: "I'm sweating so bad I have cabal going on down south." |
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