| 1. | Amish Beard | ||
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A euphemism similar to Landing Strip or Happy Trail, an Amish Beard is a particular pubic styling type in which a person only shaves the upper part of their hair leaving the underneath completely untouched. The hair on the scrotum or underneath the vagina then resembles the classic Amish Beard worn only on the neck with a clean shaven face. "Yeah I was running late and only had time to shave the top. Good thing she didn't mind the Amish Beard I was rockin'."
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| 2. | beard belly | ||
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beer belly with a happy trail, making it look like your belly has a nice, well groomed beard. Pablo: Yo, check out my beard belly!
Dan: Nice, it's better than your goatee! |
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| 3. | ultimate happy trail | ||
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a happy trail that extends from the naval area all the way up to ones beard/mustache bobby's ultimate happy trail was unlike anything ever seen before
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| 4. | beardcore | ||
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A new sub-genre of music, started in America, which comprises of so called "Happy Hardcore" metal music. The songs are lyrically sung rather than shouted, but all the major ideals from metal are there (the double pedal, drop tuned guitars, breakdowns.) The only major difference is the songs are played in a major (or "happy") key. Beardcore is attached to this small sub-genre, because of the leading band, Four Year Strong (Who together have more hair than a sheep) "Hey dude, you checked out this beardcore band?"
"OMG they're so rad, I gotta buy their merch and grow a beard to beat them!" |
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| 5. | Angry Trail | ||
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The Angry Trail is when a large man's beard grows so large, it entangles with his chest hair and travels down to his pubic region. If a fat hairy lumber jack had a really big beard and it tucked into his shirt it combined with his chest and pubic hair, creating the angry trail.
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| 6. | Beardsgiving | ||
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Beardsgiving is a holiday celebrated on the last day of November, in which one gives thanks for all the luscious beards grown over the course of no-shave November. The term was coined at Cornell University, by a student aiming to ensure that proper respect was paid to those who dedicated themselves to the cause of beard. Happy Beardsgiving! Your scruff is looking mighty fine today.
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| 7. | Happy Barber | ||
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Happy Barber is a term used to describe oral sex from a female given to her partner, while he is shaving. The shaving could be of beard, mustache, or a general trim of facial hair. Either razor or an electric appliance could be used. Female must be on knees in bathroom for term to be accurately used. Matthew started his day off right with a cup of coffee and a happy barber.
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