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1. happenstance
/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans

–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.

(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)

See happen.
Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."
2. happenstance
happening by coincidence, accidentally and unintended
By happenstance, my mom and my dad were both shopping for each other's gift in the same store.
3. Happenstance
When something happens that makes you say.. FUCK.
(cops show up)
Well this is a happenstance.... FUCK
4. Happenstance
Some thing that happens I.e event/plan
That happenstance was unusal
5. happenstance
When shont gets pulled.
I was going to go to Fairfield, but at the last second I decided to just yell happenstance.
by Mark F Jan 24, 2004 add a video
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