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crazy random happenstance 

a quirky twist of fate, synonym of coincidence, as shown in "Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"
Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!

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happenstance 

/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans

–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.

(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)

See happen.
Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."
happenstance by Brahmastra October 19, 2009

happenstance 

By happenstance, my mom and my dad were both shopping for each other's gift in the same store.
happenstance by Caro D December 15, 2008

Happenglance 

while you stare for an uncomfortably ridiculous amount of time at a person, pondering your thoughts around whether they look/are/or remind you of somebody, they 'happen' to become aware of your interrogational viewing and look straight at you
Is that? No it can't be, or could it, he's got. Damn! he knows I'm looking at him and he's looking at me, it was a 'happenglance'
Happenglance by Katmandu November 11, 2016

happenschance 

it happens by chance some dictionaries list happenchance, but don't define it except as "noun"...too obvious?
suddenly surrounded with hundreds of little fish... irredescent blue bodies...black pupils eyeing me...suspended in thoughless time...
an extended moment...
through total happenschance (is that a word?)

happenschance by StefanOnKauai September 16, 2007

Happenstance 

When something happens that makes you say.. FUCK.
(cops show up)
Well this is a happenstance.... FUCK
Happenstance by JOE SCHMO468889 February 13, 2009

Crazy Random Happenstance 

Term to describe an extremely random or coincidental event that has occured.
John: Oh I love rhubarb, it's one of my favourite foods!

Shaun: Me too! I love rhubarb!

John: Wow! What a Crazy Random Happenstance.