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A rare animal from the Amazon which loves to use technical terms such as AUV for radar. Also loves to yell, ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch! or wo wo wo wo wo! Loves to say, F**k you! for no reason; also loves to screen peek in video games.
I also have a pet haoch, he's called stephonivich.
They also eat really slow unless someone else payed for it. Very cheap; Extremely Cheap; Extraordinarily Cheap; Extremely Asian.
Ouch Ouch Ouch!!
Quit being a haoch, david!

Did You screen peek david?
Just a little..
Dude! stop being a haoch!

Why is it always when something bad happens it's me??
Cause you're a haoch!!
by Google Man May 03, 2008

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