Haunted House
Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.
Haunted House by Pokonno December 12, 2021
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Haunted Handy
Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.
Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!
He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!
He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014
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Haunted pussy
"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"
Haunted pussy by jbras November 19, 2019
Haunted Mound
Haunted Mound by losertakingLs April 9, 2023
Mississippi Haunted House
The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
Mississippi Haunted House by ButtleLicker69420 January 14, 2020
haunted shawty
It’s a vibe that only freaky shawtys have. Only cool shawtys are haunted shawtys. Some of the shawtys are 💀 but the others are 😎.
haunted shawty by Jail on serious November 2, 2019
Haneted
Every now and then, some random person on the internet says a word in a different way to make it sound funny. This is one of those words. Said by PkSparkxx, haneted in comedic version of haunted, and has the exact same meaning.