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This was Hannah circa 2009....

A girl who talks to trees and is friends with magical creatures & talking food such as her best friends horace the cupcake & maurice the ice cream! She claps at everything and she flaps her arms & hands like a wild bat who has eaten too many sherburt lemons. Day dreaming about Joe Jonas is her number one hobby and she wishes she could live in topshop with him forever and always! She hates miley cyrus with a passion and if asked about it she will go off on a big rant. Her biggest dream is to grow up and be just like david tennant. She once read the bible and was angered because God called her un-clean and said she was not alowed to touch anything or anyone during her period and if she did the person would have to wash in holy water! She would like to have a tea party with kate nash in the queens garden. She once said devon was a country and has also been stalked by a possesed cat. She use to do pilates until her dog humped her pilates ball. Owls are amazing to her and she has an owl pencil case! Once a bird of prey sat on her head, but nobody belives her!! She cried when the o.c ended. One time she had a french exchange boy but he was round and fat and spent his days ignoring her and looking at her underwear. Hannah is wild but wonderful. She has the most fabulous friends who are all beautiful, talented and just super spectacular so be jealous!
"What's Hannah doing?"

"I think she's talking to a cake"

"She's mental!!"
by anoldfriendyouknowwho November 14, 2011
An ugly, two-faced, double-crossing whore. Will seem nice at first, and then she will turn into a total bitch, and you will ask yourself "Why is she my friend?".

Beware of Hannahs, they make terrible, needy girlfriends, and you'll never have good sex.
Chick 1: What the hell is up with that chick?

Chick 2: Oh, she's a Hannah
by rampiskraumpus June 09, 2012
Another Word for a Grape.
Joe: Man. I'm hungry!!
Kevin: Psh man go eat a Hannah
Joe: Nice!! I didn't know you had any!!

Kevin: Yeah man I store all those up in my fridge.
by Love Me Freely August 10, 2011
Probably the most attractive and dead on girl you will ever meet, she has a very good sense of humour and is VERY easy to talk to and get on with. Some Hannahs are vegetarian, but i dont know why because I thought most girls liked meat, WAOHHH NIAGRA FALLS.
Guy: Suck my dick?

Hannah: Sorry I can't, Im vegetarian.
by niagra March 04, 2012
Is a loving and caring girl, who is always very bubbly. She is very beautiful, and is one of the funniest people you can meet. Hannah does fart a lot though, but she is almost never ashamed to let it rip no matter where she is. Hannah also has quite a large ass!
Boy - Hannah, did you fart?
Hannah - Yes! It was a good one!
by qwertyuiopppppplkjhgfdsaaazxcv November 14, 2012
Immature, hypocritical, total tease. She'll lead every guy she knows on, and then claim that she hates other girls who do that. High-maintenance, will obsess about her looks, and will hurt nice guys who fall for her.
She's leading this guy on...

Who, Hannah?

by Damntimer July 06, 2011
A evil vile women from the pits of hell its self born to torment and belittle the male population.
Dude 1: he looks pretty sad man.
Dude 2: what happend?
Dude 1: he found out his gf was a hannah.
Dude 2: ouch i remember my first hannah.
by some6ftdude August 02, 2011