Hangkok

A form of masturbation where you tie a shoelace around your neck and dick. Named after the city of Bangkok, where actor David Carradine attempted this with disastrous results.

Wow, the Hangkok sounded like a great idea before, I mean, tying a shoelace around your neck and dick is just sheer genius and would surely get me off, but after hearing about David Carradine dying from it I'm not so sure anymore...

Hangkok by deathwish124 June 13, 2009

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One night in Hangkok

Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Next, you have a whore come in and jerk you off. You fall to the ground once you go soft. Maybe.

I went to Asia and I figured while I was there, I may as well as spend $5 and get a one night in Hangkok.

One night in Hangkok by jismjedi June 16, 2009

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hangoopy

1. to get peer pressured into doing things you don't want to do while in a treehouse with your friends.

2. To hang out with really cool people.

3. when your you are having so much fun while hanging out that your friend poops their pants

1. wanna hangoopy? no thats ok. cmon you got to. fineeeee
2. i love to hangoopy
3. eeeeewwww you hangoopied! lololololololol bffl lmfao

hangoopy by jar jar binxer April 4, 2010

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hangoorbever

Literally "droopy ear beaver". Insult for person using the unlikely combination of animals, suggesting the person is cute, silly and moody at the same time.

Je ziet eruit als een hangoorbever.

hangoorbever by twandefr November 8, 2009