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- noun

1. A pseudo-psychological technique used by emotionally advanced laundry-doers to avoid the natural rage that occurs when attempting to disentangle a mass of clothes hangers - esp. the wire ones from the dry cleaner's.

2. The goal of anger management is to reduce both your emotional feelings and the physiological arousal associated with tangled hangers. You can't get rid of, or avoid, a hanger incident, nor can you ever hope to sort through them, but you can learn to control your reactions.
Employing hanger management, Susie smilingly struggled with an inseparable glot of wire hangers for 22 minutes before finally cramming them all down the garbage chute, happily.
by Kirk Kirkland Jr. July 12, 2009

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