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Noun. {han-dee-tee, handy-tee} Relating to the object your t-shirt becomes when cleaning up man juice after taking matters into your own hands; often used in the absence of tube socks and Kleenexes.
Nora: "So after you jack-a-lacked when we had phone sex last night, what did you use for the mess!?"
Gil: "Funny you'd ask, there was nothing around so I had to go with the handyt!"
by Gil McBrady June 26, 2007

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