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Handicapper 

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.
The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.
Handicapper by Grevdar February 8, 2010

handicrapped 

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.
"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."
handicrapped by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012

handlecapped 

An over-the-top hipster that likes to ride bikes without handle bars; someone who acts matter-of-fact, but looks absurd.
Do these jorts, long socks, and vintage sweater make me look handlecapped?
handlecapped by fried rice. November 11, 2010

Andycapped 

The state of having Andrew in your group for a project. You are at a disadvantage before you are even given the assignment. Often charactarized by getting little to nothing done, and long, drawn-out periods of laughing at Andrew's expense.
Teacher: Alright class, today we will be starting a project, due at the end of the month.
Guy 1: Nose goes!
(Guy 2 and 3 put their fingers on their nose before guy 4.)
Guy 4: Son of a bitch! Andycapped again!
Andycapped by T. Juda December 22, 2008

Socially handicapped 

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

Facially Handicapped 

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.