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Essentially a handjob except for a handy is often quick and on the sly. Ejaculation may or may not occur on the female, depending on the location recieved. In order to have a "sick handy" one must both turn down a BJ or sex in exchange for the handy, and must also bust a load directly onto the female in excess of 3 oz's of manjuice.
Dr D got a sick handy from some bitch with a sideways puntang last night.
by Vlad and Don P July 10, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Someone who is good at fighting and will most likely fuck you up
That guy is fucking handy with his fists, he'd most likely kick the shit out of you
by Squigglybob May 09, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

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An adorable beaver from Happy Tree Friends who has no hands (or paws, for that matter)
He is a construction worker who usually gets upset when he can't do something requiring his hands...
Handy tried to open the door, but he couldn't because of his hands
by Tamama2 May 16, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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just like a ham sandwhich but more flabby
Mr.conaghan wants to lick haileys big handy
by handy lovers November 16, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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To be good with a gun: a sharpshooter, for instance, could be classified as handy
Curley, a character from Of Mice and Men, was defined as handy due to his natural ability to shoot a gun well
by SWFC August 10, 2006
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Donkey Punch Plush

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Retards: short for handicaps, windowlickers, or anyone else that rides the short bus. They can be seen in large numbers at Disney World during various management seminars.
Rich: Man....why do we have to wait on the Handys at Epcot?

Alice: Rich.....shut your mouth.
by drewman05 July 15, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

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handy means when someone is acting handicaped
by Jason March 12, 2005
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Donkey Punch Plush

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