To be useful in a fight.
If that guy gives you any problems don't worry I'm handy as a badger.
by Krisjee December 29, 2006
adjective. a clever way of describing a man's particular aptitude for pleasing a woman with his hands.
Yea! We hooked up last night and OMG he's sooo handy.
by hurrayforhandimen April 22, 2011
Handy means cellphone in German. It is actually short for handlich, which means handily in English.
I'll order a pizza on my handy!
Look, I'm ordering a pizza handy!
Mmmm, pizza ordered handy, yum!
by Bloopy September 08, 2006
1. To be useful and convenient in a difficult situation.

2. Slang for "handicapped". It can be used when describing any person who has down syndrome, cerebral paulsy, or is involved in a Special Ed program. Not demeaning, simply a shortened term.
1. Wow, the tool shed is all fixed now thanks to Jack. He is SO handy!

2. Don't smoke in front of the handies!
by Bananafish June 28, 2005
Slang term for a handjob.
"Handy" Mirandy gave Joel a handy in the back of the bus on the way home from band camp.
by Ak784 September 09, 2006
Retards: short for handicaps, windowlickers, or anyone else that rides the short bus. They can be seen in large numbers at Disney World during various management seminars.
Rich: Man....why do we have to wait on the Handys at Epcot?

Alice: Rich.....shut your mouth.
by drewman05 July 15, 2009
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