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A handjob one receives in a mansion.
Matt: Dude, I was over at Kim's place and she totally gave me a handjob.

Stefan: Kim's got such a big house, I'd say you got a handsion!
by notfrattler March 21, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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