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Hand-plate 

Hand-plate- a lad that is invited to private parties such as; 21st, 18th ,wedding,funeral or dinner dance. When the food is revealed he will try and fit as much on his hand as possible without the inconvenience of using a plate. The hand may consist of many food types such as sandwiches, chicken tenders, sausages, salad, onion rings, cake.
Look at hand-plate he has 12 onion rings on each finger.

Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?

Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand

One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate
Hand-plate by cash-in-the-neil April 13, 2013
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Handywater 

Often, the crystallised form of Ecstasy, MDMA, is added to a small amount of water so the consumer can avoid snorting. This is known as Handywater.
'Oi lad, just gonna go fill half this glass with handywater'
Handywater by theinbetweener September 12, 2018

Hanaplayerone 

Hanaplayerone is a manager at KK, she's very sweet and kind! She is definitely the best manager. <3
Did you hear about Hanaplayerone? I heard she's kind!

premature handlation 

Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.
Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.

handpatty 

fool; patsy; sucker; a person who is easily manipulated or victimized
You think I'm some handpatty?
I can't believe I was fooled; I feel like such a handpatty.
handpatty by n/a May 31, 2003

Handblaster 

A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.

Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.
"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."
Handblaster by the akademik July 7, 2005

Handputer 

Hand-held computer, A.K.A., smartphone
Sometimes you just want a regular fuckin' keyboard instead of trying to write an email with a slows-as-fuck-to-type on handputer!
Handputer by The Fig August 29, 2016