star platinum : za hando 

Star Platinum: Za Hando

The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality

Friend: asks me what will do on Valentine's Day* Me: star platinum : za hando

star platinum : za hando by Not_VineOG February 28, 2020

Za Hando 

It is the stand of Okuyasu Nijimura from Jojo's bizarre adventure. It has close range and great strength and its main ability is to erase things with a swipe of his right hand, it can erase even space. One example of its uses is to erase the space between the user and an enemy to bring it in the user's range.

Okuyasu: Oi Josuke, I used my stand ZA HANDO to erase my ribcage. Now I've achieved a new state of power, I'm now Okuyashoe!!! Isn't that wacky?
Josuke: Okuyasu wait, now how can you breath without your ribcage? You now my Crazy Diamond can't fix that!!!!
Okuyasu: Don't worry, I'll erase yours too so you'll become Shoeske!!!!
Josuke: Okuyasu noooooooooo!!!!!

Za Hando by BerserkJaimeModeON February 14, 2020

Toriyama Handjob 

A term referring to the practice in media (notably in shounen manga/anime) of powering up side characters off screen to bring them up to par, or surpassing, the protagonist. These powerups happen regardless of sense, often with little explanation. Named for Dragonball creator Akira Toriyama due to how often it happens in the Dragonball media.

Coined by youtube user PlagueofGripes in his video on the treatment of the character Tien from Dragonball, highlighting how everyone in-series gets a Toriyama Handjob except Tien.

"This is after a long series of episodes about how Krillin had given up fighting and was so weak that bullets were now a serious danger to him, so he got a shit-licious power up. That is a Toriyama Handjob." - PlagueofGripes

Toriyama Handjob by Everyone hates Tien September 14, 2017

Handbrain 

A smartphone, or any small, multifunction, touchscreen communications device which effectively allows the user to stop thinking.

Named for the Handbrain devices in Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary.

Ever since Kaff got that new Handbrain, he's barely been talking with us at all.

Handbrain by Dr. Jingo December 12, 2012

Steve Handjobs 

Famous member of Trash Taste Podcast. Winner of the Trash Tastes best nickname award.

I'm Steve Handjobs

Steve Handjobs by Adrilian June 2, 2021

centipede handjob 

when you get in a human centipede and you give a handjob in the man front of you.

Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*

centipede handjob by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014

nursing handjob 

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.

"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"

nursing handjob by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017