Something that really sucks. Anytime things work out really poorly, due to lack of planning or someone simply ruining all of your plans.
This party is such a hand job, no beer, no DJ, no chicks, I haven't had this little fun since leaving Iraq.
by Enrique Polatzo May 12, 2003

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When a man gets a manicure.
Dude, I got my first hand-job at Cifellis yesterday! Yeah, she really jammed on my cuticles bro...
by jrfrnk September 29, 2010

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same as HANDSTYLE.
Check out my handjob!!!

I love rocking my handjob!
by DigDug March 08, 2004

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A side cup of good beer to drink whilst in between games of flip cups.
Claire drank her handjob of Yuengling, while Alex filled her flipcup with Coors Light.
by Alz730 July 16, 2011

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A European handshake
When you go to Europe, make sure you ask for a handjob when greeting somebody. It's the standard way to say hi.
by thebigred14 May 01, 2011

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Is female hand that up and down on man's penis
hetero handjob is erotic act that give pure pleasure!!
by hj.fan March 23, 2005

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K BITCH I COULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF
A handjob says "I'm just doing this to be polite."
by relates38752984732985798479238 November 20, 2010

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