it's da action of some bitch wanking your penis.
yeah bitch...it feels great when you give me a hand-job, or wank my penis.
by Julian,,,Poli May 22, 2008
A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.
She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.

She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.
by Hand Jobs SUCK October 04, 2006
when a girl strokes a guy's penis and makes him ejaculate and makes him feel good
"that hot bitch got semen on her hands after giving me a hand job
by johnny March 23, 2005
Stroking and nuzzling a erect penis.
All of a sudden she yanked my pants down. Her hand stroked and squeezed my penis. She nuzzled my balls. In fact, she played with them for 5 minutes! Give me cum, she said. So I stuck my penis in her mouth. And she drank for a full minute. We started doing handjobs every day.
by cccccccccc July 07, 2014
When you make a contract on a hand shake and the other party breaches and fails to perform
On a handshake I agreed to fix my girlfriends car and she agreed to by me dinner, instead she gave me a hand job.
by Caveat Emptor August 08, 2013
Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.
Why give me a hand job when I have way more practice at it than you
by sutf November 21, 2011
when some one else Masterbates you for you
'its impossible for an infantophile to get a hand job without straying well away from their tastes'

'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'

ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan
by Natalie Blortman January 05, 2014

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