it's da action of some bitch wanking your penis.
yeah bitch...it feels great when you give me a hand-job, or wank my penis.
by Julian,,,Poli May 22, 2008

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A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.
She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.

She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.
by Hand Jobs SUCK October 04, 2006

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when a girl strokes a guy's penis and makes him ejaculate and makes him feel good
"that hot bitch got semen on her hands after giving me a hand job
by johnny March 23, 2005

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The least satisfying sexual activity possible, on both ends.
1. "Ugh... I hate giving my boyfriend handjobs. They're tedious, they take forever, and I never know what to do with the rest of my body during it. It just feels so... obligatory..."

2. "Ugh... I hate it when my girlfriend gives me handjobs. She does them terribly, she seems bored, and frankly... I can do that myself."
by someguywithajob September 09, 2011

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When a girl strokes a guys penis until he cums. It's basically masturbation done by someone else for a person.
I got a great handjob this morning!
by The Boss1486 July 04, 2015

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Stroking and nuzzling a erect penis.
All of a sudden she yanked my pants down. Her hand stroked and squeezed my penis. She nuzzled my balls. In fact, she played with them for 5 minutes! Give me cum, she said. So I stuck my penis in her mouth. And she drank for a full minute. We started doing handjobs every day.
by cccccccccc July 07, 2014

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A shittier version of what you can do to yourself.
by mrwordsy February 23, 2015

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