A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.
She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.

She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.
by Hand Jobs SUCK October 04, 2006
The least satisfying sexual activity possible, on both ends.
1. "Ugh... I hate giving my boyfriend handjobs. They're tedious, they take forever, and I never know what to do with the rest of my body during it. It just feels so... obligatory..."

2. "Ugh... I hate it when my girlfriend gives me handjobs. She does them terribly, she seems bored, and frankly... I can do that myself."
by someguywithajob September 09, 2011
when a girl strokes a guy's penis and makes him ejaculate and makes him feel good
"that hot bitch got semen on her hands after giving me a hand job
by johnny March 23, 2005
Stroking and nuzzling a erect penis.
All of a sudden she yanked my pants down. Her hand stroked and squeezed my penis. She nuzzled my balls. In fact, she played with them for 5 minutes! Give me cum, she said. So I stuck my penis in her mouth. And she drank for a full minute. We started doing handjobs every day.
by cccccccccc July 07, 2014
A sex act done by Hipster because it is retro.
Hipster: Regular sex is just too mainstream, so I only do handjobs now because they're retro.
by Kip Gordy November 27, 2013
When you make a contract on a hand shake and the other party breaches and fails to perform
On a handshake I agreed to fix my girlfriends car and she agreed to by me dinner, instead she gave me a hand job.
by Caveat Emptor August 08, 2013
Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.
Why give me a hand job when I have way more practice at it than you
by sutf November 21, 2011

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