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36.
A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.
She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.

She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.
by Hand Jobs SUCK October 04, 2006
 
37.
When a man or a woman grabs/holds onto, or caresses with a gliding stroke, a penis, to the point of a white gooey mess. Handtastic!
I wanted a blow job, but she gave me a hand job instead.
by Pink and moist July 26, 2008
 
38.
1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.

2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.
1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.

2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
by opd868 September 25, 2013
 
39.
A sex act done by Hipster because it is retro.
Hipster: Regular sex is just too mainstream, so I only do handjobs now because they're retro.
by Kip Gordy November 27, 2013
 
40.
when a girl strokes a guy's penis and makes him ejaculate and makes him feel good
"that hot bitch got semen on her hands after giving me a hand job
by johnny March 23, 2005
 
41.
When you make a contract on a hand shake and the other party breaches and fails to perform
On a handshake I agreed to fix my girlfriends car and she agreed to by me dinner, instead she gave me a hand job.
by Caveat Emptor August 08, 2013
 
42.
Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.
Why give me a hand job when I have way more practice at it than you
by sutf November 21, 2011