When a woman rubs a penis
Mandy gave my one-eyed trouser trout the greatest handjob last night.
by TubeSteak August 22, 2003

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a clean version of oral sex. when the woman strokes and massages the guys dick in an up and down motion causing him to cum. i remember i gave my first ever boy friend a hand job in the woods when we were just 14 and he loved it! it gets a guy horny and is much cleaner than a blow job.
tom: i took sarah out to the cinema the other night. shes such a horny lil thing- we ended up having great sex on the back seat of my mini cooper though- then she gave me a hand job it made me cum like crazy and it squirted all on the windows.
by GLaMGaL0x July 09, 2007

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The definition of a hand job, sorta like an orgasm but where the woman/male does it for you. Whatever your sexuality is. So basically, your playing with the mans penis. Rubbing, going up and down with your hand, making it feel like he has his penis in your vagina hole. Its gives great pleasure sometimes enough for cum to come out.
My girlfriend and I were hanging out. I'd never had a hand job so I decided to make her a little horny by making out with her. As soon as you know it my pants are off and my penis is in her hand. As shes moves her hand up and down I start to cum. Best hand job ever.
by Dan Edward. August 02, 2008

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Girl strokes the penis, giving the guy sexual pleasure. She wraps her hand around the shaft, going up and down in a gentle way.
"You want a hand job?" "Yeah baby, unzip my pants and stroke it!"
by Bai948 December 19, 2005

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When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation
Me and my GF were making out when suddenly she starts rubbing my penis over my jeans. Soon after, the kissing stops, and she starts talking to me about how I'm so hard, and that my penis needs more space. She stands me up, and my pants come off, but she leaves my boxers so she can tease me more. She lies me down, sits over my stomach, as she viciously rubs and grabs my penis.She removes her shirt, and I undo her bra which comes off as well.I grab a feel her boobs as she strokes my penis quickly. She stands up, removes her pants, showing her pink g-string thong I love so much!She takes off my boxers, leaving me naked.She gets lube, sits over me, with that ass near my face.She spreads the lube on her hands, down my inner thighs, and begins to rub my penis.She quickens the pace, but knows when I'm close to cumming so she slows down again. She stops for a minute, repositions, and starts kissing me at the same time.The relentless rubbing of the handjob is making me crazy!She whispers to me"Relax”as she sits under my legs this time, making sure I can see.She lubes up her hands for the finale, and uses both hands to cover both the shaft and the head of my penis.I’m moaning like crazy, saying "I'm cumming I'm cumming!" and... I watch shot after shot of cum land on my chest, on her boobs, on her g-string even, and everywhere in-between. We kiss for a few minutes as my throbbing penis settles down. We clean up, and I'll leave it up to your imagination as to what happens next...
by #bestgirlfriendEVER January 17, 2012

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When a man cant be arsed masterbating so gets someone else to do it for them.

Also 21st centurys new way of kissing.
Give me a handjob, i cant be bothered today.

by Scoof April 05, 2009

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Also known as a career in the hand model industry.
"Oh man, I just got a handjob"
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