when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
That little slut Amy was giving hand jobs to every guy on the swim team last night!
by Marty October 18, 2003
When a girl rubs a mans dick and balls
I gave my boyfriend the best hand job last night. His parents went out, so we turned off the lights to watch a movie. At the start of the movie i leaned over and french him. Then i leaned over and started to undid his belt, he got all tense. Next i pulled his pants to about his knees, just incase his parents cam back. i cupped his balls and then started to rub his shaft slowly at first then faster. It was driving him crazy, so i grabbed the end of his shaft and sqeezed with a little pressure. He cummed all over the fucking place. After that we totally did IT!!!!!!!!!!
by Ms. Oo La la May 30, 2008
Hand-to-genitals sex act. Similar to blow-job.

AKA: HJ or handy
Joe: Yeah, Sandy gives great Hand Jobs
Tom: She sure does, her hand are so soft it makes me feel good in side
by TH3V0L March 24, 2008
When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation; sometimes used
to secure membership on a cal-i team when one does not posess the skill to acquire a roster spot through normal means.
<@CaptWaters`USSTERRIBLE> And how did Mark get on Pandemic?
<@Rhetoric> Handjob!!
by Travis Barry February 25, 2005
An excrutiatingly smooth manual release of spooge and hot cum, extracted by a few handy tugs of the manhood.
I went to the asian massage parlor. The masseuse finished my massage with a happy ending: she rubbed her pearly smooth hands all over my cock and balls, gently at first, then steadily faster. The sensual handjob made me explode all over her silky breasts, with surge after surge of warm semen.
by Geosport April 29, 2008
also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.
I was tired of wanking myself off, so I asked the nurse to give me a hand job.
by Samantha Fox January 07, 2008
1: A great appetizer.
2: A terrible main course.
1: Ashley got John hard quickly with a brief handjob. She then proceeded to take all seven inches of his love pump into her mouth and let him finish on her chest.

It was the best experience of John's life.

2a: Rebecca gave Mark a handjob last night. At first he was wondering what it would lead to, but it just kept going. He tried very hard to enjoy it, but nearly said, "Stop, stop! I'll just do it myself!" at least twice.

2b: Mark: "I think Rebecca may be mad at me."
Eric: "Why d'you say that?"
Mark: "Well, she gave me a handjob last night."
Eric: "Aw, that sucks, dude."
Mark: "Trust me, there was no sucking involved."
by SKRONK June 23, 2009

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