a way to make a living
"Wow, nice car! How'd you pay for it?"

"Welp, I got me a sweet handjob down in the city."
by Chris Garay May 27, 2005
When a girl leads a guy on and does not put out. Or anything that is unsatisfactory.
Neil was all ready to bone Moni when she told him to stop. He didn't get passed first base. She was a total handjob.
by Laxer23 December 12, 2007
A person who acts like a jackass or an idiot.
Jeremy - "Wow Brian sucks at driving!"

Joe - "Haha yeah I know, he's such a handjob."
by Hugh G. Wreckshin July 20, 2008
Something a women usually gives a man by masturbating his penis. This is done horribaly by most women, and a guy can usually do it way better his self. When a man gives a women a handjob, (fingering), is best done by a man because it's not that hard to find a womens place for most pleasure. Most likely her clitouris.
Man Amanda gave me a handjob yesterday and I could of done it 10 x better myself.

or

Andy fingered me in such the right places last week, I had the best orgasm ever!
by m0012 April 26, 2008
to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)
iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then
by Jackroll April 03, 2006
when a guy rubs is pecker fr pleasure
by gorge May 25, 2003
The equivalant of calling someone an idiot.
"What the fuck is this guy doin'? What a handjob."
by Rowdy Burns July 04, 2006

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