Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.
"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.
by PSAforhandicrappedpeople June 29, 2012
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When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.
"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."
by johnny catastrophe January 18, 2012
When you have to shit so bad, you can't move
Dude, Bruce just had a super stuffed burrito from chipotle and now he's handicrapped
by Thefilthygoose August 25, 2015
When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.
I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.
by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015