Handiclapped

when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair

After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.

Handiclapped by High_andGay December 7, 2019

handicapist 

To exclude from all the reindeer games because Rudolph is in a fuckin wheelchair.

"I didn't get hired! "
"Why??" "Cuz of my wheelchair" "maaan they're handicapist"

handicapist by Yourmommma December 11, 2013

HandiCrapper 

Toilet Stall dedicated for use of the disabled

All the Regular stalls were full, I had to use the Handicrapper.

HandiCrapper by Onz March 4, 2004

Handifat 

A person with a handicap license plate or sticker who doesn't have any physical ailments other than spending too much time at the bakery or buffet.

Hey, look at that fat shit at the dunkin donuts, I think she has a handifat license plate. I'll bet she hasn't seen her feet in ten years.

Handifat by BigNTasty October 28, 2004

Buffalo Handcart 

Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.

Tom: My junk is really sore this morning

Don: Why so?

Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy

Buffalo Handcart by webweary June 19, 2011

Handicapper 

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.

The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.

Handicapper by Grevdar February 8, 2010

handicrap 

To take a crap in the handicapped stall

I just went to that bathroom at McDonalds and handicrapped.

handicrap by The Real Slim Zoobs October 21, 2015