Hire handicaps and watch them work 

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

Hire handicaps and watch them work by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021

Handiclapped

when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair

After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.

Handiclapped by High_andGay December 7, 2019

handicapist 

To exclude from all the reindeer games because Rudolph is in a fuckin wheelchair.

"I didn't get hired! "
"Why??" "Cuz of my wheelchair" "maaan they're handicapist"

handicapist by Yourmommma December 11, 2013

HandiCrapper 

Toilet Stall dedicated for use of the disabled

All the Regular stalls were full, I had to use the Handicrapper.

HandiCrapper by Onz March 4, 2004

Handicapper 

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.

The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.

Handicapper by Grevdar February 8, 2010

handicrap 

To take a crap in the handicapped stall

I just went to that bathroom at McDonalds and handicrapped.

handicrap by The Real Slim Zoobs October 21, 2015

Handicappable

To be handicapped or disabled while still able to live and function normally.
Word created/used by Brandon Rogers.

"You call me handicappable, because it's a fact that disabilities can't hold me back!"

"I am handicappable of math!"

Handicappable by sothicsepia14 March 28, 2020