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Sometimes used to specify certain parking places....although 95 percent of those with handicap placards aren't truly handicapped. Just fat and lazy. Mommy there's a handicap spot right there! I can ride my wheelchair right into the store! Sorry little Suzie, but that fat nigger with 6 kids needs it more than we do.
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Used to insult someone who acts like a retard. Can be used in place of moron, idiot, or retard. Joe crashed his bike like a handicap.
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to give your man a blow job or hand job to make him come earlier in the evening in hopes that he will last longer later in the evening, increasing your chances of getting off; An act to make him come now to level the playing field for later sex, similar to a handicap score in golf I knew that we would be out drinking late and wanted him to fuck me good later so I gave him a handicap in the car on the way from dinner to the bar. When we got home home later he was able to give it to me for an hour.
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Anyone caught dribbling, falling over or making stupid noises can be labelled a handicap.
e.g. eminem, fifty cent, and ja rule, however they disguise there noises under the term, garage music, or R 'n' B, or "rap" Ha that boy just fell over and dribbled on his hand, he sure is a handicap!
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