hand wipes 

Monk the OCD detecive's problem. Must keep hands clean

I need a wip, Sharona his nurse

hand wipes by doctor b November 15, 2004

handi-wipe 

A back to front wiping motion with ones hand over a woman's vagina

some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.

I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.

handi-wipe by TyBenj October 16, 2010

hand wipes 

TH\he OCD detective Monk needs to keep his hands clean.

I need a wipe, Sharona his nurse.

hand wipes by doctor b November 15, 2004

Pittsburgh Handiwipe 

After anal sex, the male wipes the feces off his penis with his hands. Then uses the hair of the person he just had sex with to clean his hands.

"Bro, did your girl get dread extensions?" "No, I used her as a Pittsburgh Handiwipe."

Pittsburgh Handiwipe by illyjoel September 2, 2012

San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.

I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.

San Francisco handiwipe by TeamCook January 2, 2020

i wipe my hands over you 

To be done with someone, but to wish them the best.

“I wipe my hands over you. Goodbye.”

i wipe my hands over you by retsofeerb February 24, 2018