Handbrain 

A smartphone, or any small, multifunction, touchscreen communications device which effectively allows the user to stop thinking.

Named for the Handbrain devices in Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary.

Ever since Kaff got that new Handbrain, he's barely been talking with us at all.

Handbrain by Dr. Jingo December 12, 2012

hand drawn 

sketchy, weird, creepy, someone or something that gives off a bad feeling

That guy who hangs out in the alley is so hand drawn.

hand drawn by AllianaES October 28, 2008

hand drawn 

A drawing or image that was created completely by hand, usually excluding any art using bases. A hand drawn piece of art can be anything varying to small scribbles of your favorite flower to large masterpieces like the Mona Lisa.

"Is that a piece of your hand drawn art?"

hand drawn by Stark&Damian June 24, 2016

Hartford Handgranade 

This degrading sexual act was first done in the area of Hartford CT, it has been used many times both as a sex act and a way to end a relationship. It was created by a large group of men from Hartford while on a fishing trip in upstate New York and upon their return to CT several members used it for both purposes. It is when a man shits in their hand or picks up a piece of shit and then throws it in the face of a woman

During the heat of passion Todd gave Conis a Hartford Handgranade and she loved it."" After Jay caught his woman cheating on him, he surprised her at the door with a Hartford Handgranade!

Hartford Handgranade by TheZman August 17, 2010

handcrank

to shuffle one's knuckles vigorously in an up and down motion on the shaft of the cock.

John gave his rod a handcrank

handcrank by Jay Barfoot October 20, 2003

HandBrownie

When you are feeling depressed because you are moving and your best friend, who absolutely adores you & hates the idea of you being sad, sends you a picture of a brownie chunk to make you feel happy.

I’m sad, I hope Lem gives me a HandBrownie so hard.

HandBrownie by Bullseyelem April 25, 2024