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One Hand Clap 

The sound the hand makes as it slaps the folds of the labia and whacks the clitoris.
Man, I was so horny last night, I resorted to the one hand clap!

elevated handslap 

a term used frequently in the first season of man of the hour hour. basically a high-five.
Person One: High - Five!
Person Two: Elevated Handslap!
Person One: Sure Whatever.
*people high-five each other*
elevated handslap by AmmiiMONSTER. February 24, 2008

festival of handclaps 

1) A series of excessive, self-congratulatory statements or actions

2) A really disorganized situation with loads of people in the way.

3) A situation involving much disorder, but those involved think that everything is going well.
1) Dave: Everyone in the office seems really happy about this award we won!

Nelly: It really is turning into a festival of handclaps.

2) Dave: Wow, where did all these people come from?! I can't find a thing!

Nelly: I'm tired of this festival of handclaps! Clap clap clap!

3) Dave: Why is everyone so chipper? That's the third client we've lost this month!

Lauren: They are acting like they're oblivious... It's a total festival of handclaps!

Handiclapped

When some is handicapped and ‘clapped’ at the same time
Wow, Steven Hawken is so handiclapped
Handiclapped by Dankipicus October 22, 2018
the noise you hear when you smack a big fat black booooootay
Damn I made Shaniquas ass hand clap last night when I was banging her doggy style.
hand clap by D Nuss January 8, 2008
A gesture that involves the clapping of both hands (preferably) at the stomach/crotch region, and then raising the right hand making a fist above your head in full extension of the arm.
This balla motion is used as a formal gerrting, or used to agree with a fellow hand-clapper.
When Josh greets Zach, both of these gentlemen throw up a HAND CLAP to signify that they have greeted eachother, usually from a varied distance.

When G-Unit makes a common agreed statement within a group; Josh, Zach, Snell, Tim, David, all throw a HAND CLAP, showing that they agree.
hand clap by HANDCLAP April 27, 2008