A handburger is a culinary masterpiece made from the shredded remains of an animal
, crafted by a man with only the implements God has given him. It is the Ultimate Man's meal: a chunk of meat, inlaid with whatever he deems necessary, shaped however he pleases, and seared over the hot coals burning in his soul.
Serve it on a bun or directly by hand.
Frozen hamburgers? We only eat handburgers, here.