handbone 

the ultimate way to show your excellence through violent actions of slapping yourself in different rhythms

You think you are the alpha, let’s handbone to show your worthiness.

handbone by theultimatebeastmaster March 22, 2020

handblow

a combanation of a handy job and a blowjob that involves a girl putting her hands in a sexual position over the dick and then giving a blowjob

So she gave you a handblow.

handblow by ducka steve August 5, 2010

Handblock 

Similar to a cockblock but the victim obviously isn't getting any real action.

*On the phone*
Dennis: Hello?

John: Yo Dennis! The boys and I are gonna come pick you up! Time to hit the clubs!!!

Dennis: Man, I would but I gotta study right now. Can you come pick me up in like 15 minutes?

John:........... am I handblocking you right now?

Dennis: Yeah.

John: (hangs up to tell the boys.)

Handblock by DaddyDaycock September 8, 2011

Handblownjob 

An event where:

1) You are given a handjob
2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.
3) You are given a blowjob*

*During the blowjob, the glass maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.

Mark: "Man, I just got a handblownjob!"
Dave: "Nice, can I see it?"
Mark: "Sure!"
*Hands glass*
Dave: "This is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail."
Mark: "I know, right?!"

Handblownjob by Keiathn June 13, 2007

HandBrownie

When you are feeling depressed because you are moving and your best friend, who absolutely adores you & hates the idea of you being sad, sends you a picture of a brownie chunk to make you feel happy.

I’m sad, I hope Lem gives me a HandBrownie so hard.

HandBrownie by Bullseyelem April 25, 2024

Sandblown

The the condition that befalls many Marines when they get back from overseas. The compulsive need to give oral sex to old men and suckle on their testicles in a very gentle way.

Man I can't take it ever since I got back in country Im feeling totally sandblown, I just want to suck somebodys cock.

Sandblown by Bryn. V February 2, 2009

Hardblower 

When a boy gives a another boy a blow job and he blows the cum back in his dick and all over his balls.

I am going to give you a hardblower tonight daddy.

Hardblower by Hard at work September 17, 2021