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A short guy with Napoleon syndrome, usually just over five feet tall with small hands and a big mouth. Often stands with his hand in his shirt, as Napoleon did.
In a bold move that belied his diminutive stature, the hand-in-shirter declared himself Emperor of the cubicle farm. The main problem was, he could never see his subjects, nor could they see him.
by Western Rooster October 01, 2007

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