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1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.
Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!
by Werther September 23, 2002
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used for slapping unobedient children
after all else fails use the hand

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the kid spit on my shoe
so i gave him a hand in the face
by romanian December 25, 2005
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The amount of control possessed by each person in a romantic relationship. Short for 'the upper hand', it is a lighthearted way of describing the shift of control in a relationship, based on the assumption that one person tends to have the upper hand over the other.

Coined in Seinfeld episode "The Pez Dispenser"
George: No everything is *not* going good. I'm very uncomfortable. I have no power. I mean, why should she have the upper hand. *Once* in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand-- no hand at all. She has the hand; I have *no* hand...

How do I get the hand?

Jerry: We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand right from the opening.
by kreepyjess November 24, 2008
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There are some things you'd rather do with your hand than with your dog.
by rumaco August 28, 2008
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Parts of both male and female anatomy. Often come into good use.
"Kyles wondering hands found their way into my panties."
by Anna October 03, 2004
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a word said when someone says something really stupid in which it basically means "give me your hand so i can slap it, because you said something so fucking retarded or dumb its not funny."
Person 1: Son I got you covered like an eclipse.
Person 2: HAND!
by jmac09 October 05, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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My ass has finally decided to eat my hand! It hungers... for more!!!
by nzuri March 13, 2012
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