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5. hand
a substitute for sex used in masturbation
gettin with my hand tonite
by handnhand Dec 3, 2004 add a video
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1. hand
An alternative to having a girlfriend
"I just got rejected again, oh well, guess it's just me and my hand again"
by .. Dec 11, 2003 add a video
2. hand
Acronym. Have a nice day. (Often said sarcastically.)
Go fuck yourself and HAND.
by luser Nov 21, 2002 add a video
3. hand
Control in a relationship
Ramone has hand in his relationship. That bitch does whatever he says.
by Fancypants Jul 1, 2003 add a video
4. Hand
Many a young mans' sex tool...
"It's just me and my hand tonight... Where's the lotion?..."
by Trevor Anderson Jan 18, 2005 add a video
6. Hand
In human females, a nail support.
In human males, a nut scratcher.
In drunk humans, a cup holder.

In humans in general, antonym of foot.
In non-human primates, synonym of foot.
"Dude, you're sitting on my hand"
"Shut up, I know."
7. hand
1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.
Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!
by Werther Sep 23, 2002 add a video
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