The second best friend a penis will ever have. For the first, see the defenition: vagina.
I gots not bitch just me an' muh ma f*ckin hand. w0rd!
by SamRoe May 06, 2008
used for slapping unobedient children
after all else fails use the hand

sold for $2.99
the kid spit on my shoe
so i gave him a hand in the face
by romanian December 25, 2005
A word used to describe how much a girl CATCHES the BALLS of the jocks on the football team
guy 1: Should i go for that blonde

guy 2: Yea she has a great set of hands

guy 1: Then she wont mind when i throw my balls her way
by Jock059 January 07, 2010
The amount of control possessed by each person in a romantic relationship. Short for 'the upper hand', it is a lighthearted way of describing the shift of control in a relationship, based on the assumption that one person tends to have the upper hand over the other.

Coined in Seinfeld episode "The Pez Dispenser"
George: No everything is *not* going good. I'm very uncomfortable. I have no power. I mean, why should she have the upper hand. *Once* in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand-- no hand at all. She has the hand; I have *no* hand...

How do I get the hand?

Jerry: We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand right from the opening.
by kreepyjess November 24, 2008
Parts of both male and female anatomy. Often come into good use.
"Kyles wondering hands found their way into my panties."
by Anna October 03, 2004
a word said when someone says something really stupid in which it basically means "give me your hand so i can slap it, because you said something so fucking retarded or dumb its not funny."
Person 1: Son I got you covered like an eclipse.
Person 2: HAND!
by jmac09 October 05, 2007
The accronym for "Have A Nice Day"
Jimmy "See ya Greg...HAND"

Greg "Hand?"

Jimmy "Have A Nice Day"
by Peter Alexander August 13, 2008
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