Hands are what you use to masturbate, you sick bastard.
"Did you watch that porno last night? I almost broke my hands and cummed all over the place."
"You sicken me..."
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 01, 2007
An alternative to having a girlfriend
"I just got rejected again, oh well, guess it's just me and my hand again"
by .. December 11, 2003
When someone is very quick while fighting.
Yo that nigga got some hands, dont fuck with him
by Ryan March 11, 2004
Acronym. Have a nice day. (Often said sarcastically.)
Go fuck yourself and HAND.
by luser November 21, 2002
Control in a relationship
Ramone has hand in his relationship. That bitch does whatever he says.
by Fancypants July 01, 2003
A word used to describe someone who is either
A: Willing to accept a fist fight hastily
B: Able to fight well
or
C: Someone who is feared because of their fighting abilities or past fighting experiences.
"He got hands, don't fuck with him"

Or,
a taunt,

"You ain't got no hands to talk"
by Eyeballing December 07, 2006
Many a young mans' sex tool...
"It's just me and my hand tonight... Where's the lotion?..."
by Trevor Anderson January 18, 2005
When somebody says or does something stupid, "hands" is called on them. The person that called it gets to slap the other person's hand. If somebody calls "brakes" then it cancels out "hands", therefore one would call "hands, no brakes" to prevent that from happening.
Jonathon: Shit, I don't know what to write in this example box!
Bumm: Hands, no brakes! *slap*

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