| 50. | Holly-weed fight | ||
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Rebecca and Holly fought in hand-to-hand-combat. What was originally a bathroom brawl quickly escalated in to a full out knife fight, each persons receiving possible fatal wound. The epic battle lasted for about 20 minutes, each opposite getting a swing and a stab and that combatant . This intense battle took place in pub 108 New Jersey, Mahwahahab. The fight started over the common "that's my weed" argument quickly becoming a to the death type of fight. Because of the ruthlessness of the fight and the reason it will forever be known as "that's my weed, god-dammit fight" or referred to as holly-weed fight Hey i don't want no holly-weed fight in here
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| 51. | Akatsuki | ||
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The Akatsuki is a group in the famous anime "Naruto" full of S-rank ninja. There are 9 members;
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Pein: He's the Leader. No he is NOT Yondimaine, anyone who thinks he is has not read the manga recently. He has 6 bodies that can can use, I believe it's refered to as the "Six Paths of Pain" and he can make it rain. In his village he's reffered to as a God. Konan: The sole female member of the Akatsuki. If there are any more they arent important and havent been mentioned to what I've read. She can turn into a bunch of paper and make herself fold into a bunch of butterflies. That... doesnt seem to amazing to me but hey, its still pretty cool. Zetsu: I don't know much about him accept he can sink into the earth, he's half venus fly trap (No clue how his parents managed to do that...), he has two halfs that can talk seperatly, and he's a cannible. Yay for cannibles. Sasori: He's Sasori of the Red Sands! Yay! He made the original puppets Kankuro uses and hes a puppet himself. He travels in his puppet. No he is not a scorpion. He looks human. He just rides in a puppet. Makes alot of sense, doesn't it? Also he gets killed by Sakura and Chiyo, his grandma. Wow... getting killed by your grandma in reality would be depressing but hey, this is Naruto. Let all your dreams come true. Tobi: Sasori's replacement. Now I don't know much about this, but he could POSSIBLY be Mandra Uchiha or Obito. I have no clue but tobi is bad ass. Enough said. Wait. I think he might have an evil... |
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| 52. | crayons | ||
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a sex position involving 5 women and one man
the man does a hand stand and all the girls piss on him through water balloons /stab him in his balls, and then perform the rainbow kiss with a dog, and hunting down a bear and peeing on it while licking its fur til it comes off. it originated in south east gewghdisgidsahngikdihbihsagbBURG and has spread worldwide "yo lets crayons"
"feel it" "dildo" "penis" |
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| 53. | Stabscotch | ||
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When someone, usually drunk, puts their hand on the table and spreads their fingers out and uses a knife to stab quickly between them. Also known as the Knife Game. "I cut the shit out of my fingers last night when I tried to play stabscotch, I really shouldn't drink so much"
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| 54. | K-Rino | ||
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The Greatest Rapper to Ever Live, of All Time. Here is an example from only ONE of his songs, its called Astronomical
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Unexpected disasters Bastards testing the master Blessing the masses with paragraphs that will blast ya to smithereens The guillotine That fell from the mezzanine Just landed but started falling back in 1917 By whatever means, I'm a sever spleens While I perfectly describe a thousand murders that I never seen Your flow is comical mine is astronomical Watch the phenomenal writer blow holes thru your abdominal Then I'll plummet thru the sky like a loud comet Lyrics make the sun bead thoughts that make a cloud vomit Snitches lay next to shotgun shells Once he dead man I promise you he not gon tell For the hell I spiked the kool-aid with scorpion venom If some alien's attacks don't run to me for help I probably sent 'em To take me out you gonna need a few more hundred men One thousand is my ranking on a scale from one to ten I leave ya staff guessing in the lab stressing Paragraph blessing here's a math lesson Action, when I take your soul from you that's subtraction When I split you in two halves then you a fraction Fast or slow its best ya know not to test the flow, its K-Rino I'm colder than a homeless Eskimo I'm a potential mental patient A science fictional manifestation of another mans imagination (ugh) My raps will shatter anatomical compositions to shrapnel Twist you up horizontally, vertically, and diagonal I'm the scary one, paragraph killer copied by everyone Rap... |
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| 55. | Chav | ||
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There is no such thing as a chav. All said "Chavs" are wannabes and therefore cannot exist, the most pathetic (therefore laughable) "Chavs" are those who watch T.V, and then copy a rap video, (normally resulting in said "Chav" getting drunk on alcopops and then having a scrape with the police while on a second-hand moped down the M25) examples of pathetic "Chavs" are those who followed Ali G and his mannerisms (forgetting, or just being stupid enough to not realise) that he is taking the F'ing piss out of them. In short, "Chavs" are miss understood bunnies that stab away the parents that never hugged them. It is a major insult to be called a Chav (any type of labelling is a load of bull anyway)
Bloke: You sound like a dick
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| 56. | Waterloo Waterbreaker | ||
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When you pick up a drunk pregnant woman and take her to an alley and fuck her in the ass. Just as you are about to cum you put your hands over her vagina hence creating a vacuum in her vagina. The instant before you bust you release your hand causing her water to burst, the baby to be born and you to ejaculate upon it simultaneously. Then you stab her and raise the baby as your own. Patrick: Yo, I gave that bitch Hang a serious Waterloo Waterbreaker last night. Now I must raise her son...
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