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3. hand off
Also known as the pass off.

At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.
N: You totally pulled a hand off with that asshole back there, you dick!

L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it!
1. Hand Off
To jerk yourself or someone else off up until almost reaching ejaculation. Then you hand it off to someone else to make them feel like the hero, with little to no effort on their part.
Anya was having a bad day, so I started masturbating and I thought I would hand off to her to her for the finale.
2. Hand off
When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.
I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot.
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