| 1. | jock-itch | ||
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an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap His jock-itch was getting out of hand.
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| 2. | briefs | ||
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Briefs: All of the previous definitions given. Here is a primary contraindincation. Side effects that are undesirable. And the reason they are manufactured and the reason they sell.
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All parents should know that brief style underwear are manufactured in such mass production because the Mother does the shopping for the most part and she is buying what she sees advertised in the JC Penney, Sears, and Online Catalogues. These briefs are modeled by professionals. The photography is just as important in the marketing of BRIEFS as it is in shooting for Playgirl Magazine. The Brief shows every contour of the male figure, which is benefitted more so by placement of the penis (many times in a 20% erectile), careful lighting, shadow or even "touch up" coloring on the out garment to accentuate the crotch so that the picture does not display as your child often sees in the mirrow. Briefs are not healthy for the male gonads, as they control the position of the gonads by elastic pressure pulling the gonad up into the cavity. When the temperature is cold the gonods (balls)withdraw and the sac (scrotum) co-operates to achieve greater warmth. The purpose of warmth is to insure the frutility and health of the male semen which host the seed of carnation. It is "environmentally controlled to the proper temperature by relaxing and letting scrotum and penis fall freely and into a position where it can be easily taken from the boxer opening and the kidneys can be relieved. T... |
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| 3. | Tennessee palm pilot | ||
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The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand. Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.
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| 4. | Bro Stink | ||
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1). What a dude has after being out all night, lunar drunk, smoked up, man stanky, Real 3D SeXXXed up, pussy lipped, snickers breathed and cocked out in every kind of way. 2). What yer bedroom has after a week long fourgy or moregy bro fest... (See: Brofest in Bed). 3). one Bro Stinky sticky haired mother f*%#@R who never washes the gel out of his hair. 4). What a dudes favorite pair of sox, underwear, t-shirt, jock strap, hoody or beanie has after weeks and weeks of unfailing wear without removal and/or washing. 5). What your finger(s) has/have after reaching down or behind to scratch yer butt 'n' nuggets. a). Dude... Hit me a puffer. I can't breath in here. That litter box is freaking nasty.
No, man. It's "Bro Stink". Little Dwizzle just came home from the club~ b). Dude, when you took off yer shirt your bro stink smelled just like pizza. Made me so hungry. c). Little Dwizzle had a britches bitch itch. He reached down deep to make things right. Turning around was a hottie with her next ex-BF. "What's shakin'?" asked Little Dwizzle while passing along his Bro Stink hand shake without thinking twice. |
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| 5. | ball tending | ||
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Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash. I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.
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| 6. | Shameful | ||
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An action that is worthy of shame and disapprobation.
An action not done by decent people. It is shameful for a man to drive a car with an automatic transmission. That's just plain effeminate!
It is shameful for a man to babble on the cell phone while he drives. That's even more effeminate! It is shameful for a man to be a liberal. A real man takes care of himself and doesn't walk around with his hand out begging for a government handout! It is shameful for a poofter to wear a sequined jock strap and pretty angel wings and prance in a parade. That's acting like a pansy! It is shameful for a man to worry and fret about honest people owning guns. That's acting like a wuss! It is shameful for a woman to go out with a guy who treats her like dirt. That's acting like a slave! It is shameful for a woman not to take care of her own children. Even a horse or a monkey takes care of her own children! It is shameful to worry and blather about your fears. We're all in the same boat, people. Suck it up, shut your mouth, and deal with it. |
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