| 1. | Hand-Job Bandit | ||
|
A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends. The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2 "Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"
"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB." "Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town." |
|||
| 2. | Two Handed Bandit | ||
|
A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity. Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.
|
|||
| 3. | One Handed Bandit | ||
|
A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day. Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today... Jon: Fuck... |
|||
| 4. | Sleepwack | ||
|
The act of unconsciously wacking someone off while sleeping. Waking up to your girlfriend jerking you off while she is sleeping. She was sleepwacking!
|
|||
