A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.
The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"
"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."
"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
|2.||Two Handed Bandit|
A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.
Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.
|3.||One Handed Bandit|
A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
The act of unconsciously wacking someone off while sleeping.
Waking up to your girlfriend jerking you off while she is sleeping. She was sleepwacking!