Top Definition
works in wreake valley,
big floppy cock with no balls,
has a beard that looks really gay,
dont speak he just grunts,
wears a shirt with cannabis leaves pattern,
lives on weird sexual practices involving clay masks/pots and chris brewin,
uses masking tape for bondage with miss crew
mr hancey is a twat
cock tit wanker pedo
by mr hancey is a twat April 23, 2005

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