In relation to the very first definition of Hamster, all Hamsters are evil. They are minions of Satan, and a Superior Race. This is proved due to their evil, homosexual deviant behavior. They are minions, but not as Cows are. Hamsters know all, see all.
You know what? You need to Ph34r them. Seriously. Or they will 0wn j00r ass.
by Leiko October 09, 2004