an act performed during a sexual intercourse, when a female partner takes the scrotum into the mouth and her distended cheeks resemble hamster?s stuffed cheekpouches
When she grabbed my dick and started licking my nut sack, I had no doubt she was going for the hamster and my balls will soon end up on her tonsils.
by zryty December 16, 2004
Hamster or hamsters is another way of describing people of a race other than your own. Since hamsters come in all different colors..it works no matter how you want to use it.
That has to be the darkest group of hamsters I've ever seen....or.... That hamster is so white he makes an albino look tan. I used the word the best I can...but be creative!
by Alwayz Talented March 15, 2006
An extra planar being failing to mimic the far superior Guinea Pigs. Their mind powers fall short of the greater cavy, and they often go into a rage when they fail at their prime task of mind controlling humans. Beware their bite, as they sometimes will not release until death. Hamsters will only die if there is a possibility it would inconvenience a human.
If you fear for your life from a Hamster, seek out the shelter of the superior and more benevolent Guinea Pig.
by fred-of-fred December 30, 2004