Josslybum is the name given to a homosexual man who likes to insert furry objects into his anus. He achieves this by purchasing lube/vaseline and objects with a furry fabric covering it. The craze for this started in the Victorian Era and it is rumoured that even Prince Albert himself was a fan. However this 'activity' is highly dangerous and has been known to kill, like the incident in 1998 when an individual inserting several feathers inside his colon and died from puncturing a vital artery.

Cynthia was originally an epithet of the Greek goddess of the moon, Artemis, who was sometimes called "Cynthia" because, according to legend, the goddess was born on Mount Cynthus.

Like the moon of which they are goddesses of, Cynthias are quite simply bewitching. Like the moon they can be shy, only coming out when around the right conditions or in the moons case, at the right time. When the moon is fully realized it shines a gentle glow, and when you really get know a Cynthia, you find the most radiant and beautiful girl you have ever been blessed to ever meet. Their personality shines brighter then any star out there in this vast universe, however it doesn't blind you like those of the highly regarded and almost worshiped. Like the moon, her radiance is gentle, never blinding and making her true beauty appreciable. Think of it this way, if you tried staring at the sun to see how beautiful it is you'd go blind, but the moon however, well you can marvel it's beauty for as long as you like. As you marvel you get lost, and when looking at a Cynthia you are completely enveloped. Warm brown eyes that get you lost, the most angelic face to have ever been beheld by the earth itself, and gentle hands, that you want nothing more then to hold all day. In body and spirit Cynthia is quite simply the most magnificent girl out there, and consider yourself gifted to know one, but consider yourself truly blessed to know one.

n: a dance in which an overweight male will shake his gut by grasping it firmly with both hands and waving it in a clockwise motion. This is usually accompanied with a leap from left foot to right foot and vice versa, as well as the optional singing of "The Hamster Dance" in slow motion.

Our emotional state of choice is Ecstasy. Our nourishment of choice is Love. Our addiction of choice is technology.
Our religion of choice is music. Our currency of choice is knowledge. Our politics of choice is none.
Our society of choice is utopian though we know it will never be. You may hate us. You may dismiss us. You may misunderstand us. You may be unaware of our existence.
We can only hope you do not care to judge us, because we would never judge you. We are not criminals. We are not disillusioned. We are not drug addicts. We are not naive children...
We are one massive, global, tribal village that transcends man-made law, physical geography, and time itself.
We are The Massive. One Massive.
We were first drawn by the sound. From far away, the thunderous, muffled, echoing beat was comparable to a mother's heart soothing a child in her womb of concrete, steel, and electrical wiring.
We were drawn back into this womb, and there, in the heat, dampness, and darkness of it,
We came to accept that we are all equal. Not only to the darkness, and to ourselves, but to the very music slamming into us and passing through our souls: we are all equal.
And somewhere around 35 Hz we could feel the hand of God at our backs, pushing us forward, pushing us to push ourselves to strengthen our minds, our bodies, and our spirits,
Pushing us to turn to the person beside us to join hands and uplift them by sharing the uncontrollable joy we felt from creating this magi...

A town in Pennsylvania that has a most excellent Fair called the , "Great Allentwon Fair," which had a concert showing The Magic Numbers, Ween, Sonic Youth, and the all amazing Flaming Lips. The Flaming Lips of which had a very elaborate performance including streamers, confetti, human sized hamster balls, santa clauses, aliens, smoke machines, strobe lights, a giant pair of hands, japanese people, teletubbies, and a nun.

A girl who is playful, happy, and fun. Usually has a cute voice and makes cute sounds at the right moments, short in height, eats like a hamster, flaps hands like a bird, laughs at too many things, and stares aggressively until the subject being stared at feels awkward. Her actions will make you laugh randomly.

A person who will beat you to death with 10,000 annoying questions. Drumond is a person who will drive you crazy with his Rainman like behavior while saying "Definately, Definately, Definately". Sometimes the word Drumond refers to a half man half Hamster being that lives predominantly in the higher elevations of the Crescenta Valley of California. Easy to identify by the unusually small pink hands of a hamster and a short pink tail wagging while driving his Toyota truck. Do not handle this animal they are known to "Head But" if threatened!